I have a note to pass along to the man that was standing behind me in the security line tonight. Chew with your mouth closed. Seriously. I do not want to listen to every smack of your gum in your mouth as you either try to subdue a nicotine addiction or just freshen your breath. You sound like a horse. From the conversation you were having with your friend, you don’t sound like you have an IQ higher than a horse. Actually, that’s derogatory to horses. To all horses reading this blog, I apologize. By the time I got to the front of the security line, I was about to reach into the man’s mouth and rip the gum out of it just to shut him up.