Casa De Morrill

I was going to post about my weekend, but after driving to work this morning, I have to post about this first. It was so horrible that it’s engrained in my mind now. I can’t get rid of it. As I turned off of Sparkman onto Bradford, I saw a car go by. It was a 4-door dark green Saturn, same model as mine… …with a 2-foot double ‘madskillz yellow yo’ wing… …and stickers. If you follow the rice mentality, there was at least 30 more horsepower just because of the stickers (1 sticker = 1 extra horsepower). Oh, and all of the stickers color coordinated with the wing (ie, they were ‘madskillz yellow yo’, too). Something had been done to the exhaust, too. It buzzed.

My initial reaction was to cringe and ask $deity why in the world someone would do that to a car. Not just any car, though. Why would they do it to a Saturn SL? I mean, if you’re going to rice out a Saturn, at least do it to a coupe, not a sedan! My second reaction was to memorize as much about the car just so that I could tell Sean about it, as I know he gets great amusement out of the rice boys in this town. Instead of just telling Sean, though, I had to share this one for everyone’s horror/amusement. The things I see on my way to work in the mornings.